I'll be in the garage.

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A promise to everyone that you're going to hide in the garage and probably stab yourself with a rusty screwdriver because life is a giant turd.

I'll be in the garage. Don't come looking for me unless you want to find a dead body and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

I'll be in the garage. I've had enough of this stupid day.

I'll be in the garage. I'm going to die in peace, and I'm not coming back.

When you're so mad or sad you decide to go live in the garage like a hermit and maybe throw a hammer at a wall or two.

I'll be in the garage. I'm gonna punch the wall until it stops hurting.

I'll be in the garage. I'm not coming out unless my cat brings me food.

I'll be in the garage. I'm gonna scream into a trash can and then eat a whole bag of chips.

A fancy way of saying you're going to be alone in the garage with your thoughts and maybe a bottle of wine and a very loud swear word.

I'll be in the garage. I'm going to drink wine and yell at my ex.

I'll be in the garage. I'm going to cry and then break something.

I'll be in the garage. I'm going to eat pizza and think about how life is a giant mess.