i'lee

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She’s a fancy lady who laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you’re kinda cute.

I’lee said my joke was like a broken toaster, still kinda worked.

She laughed so hard at my punchline, she spilled her coffee on my shirt.

I’lee told me I was cute and then left me hanging like a bad movie ending.

She’s rich, she’s pretty, and she don’t need no man to make her happy, unless he brings her dessert.

I’lee said she’d date me if I brought her a whole cake.

She turned down a million dollars for a cupcake.

I tried to flirt with her, and she just ordered me a pizza.

She’s got money, she’s got style, and she’s got a tongue that can roast you like a grilled cheese.

I’lee called me a 'walking disaster' in front of my mom.

She roasted my hair so bad, it looked like it caught on fire.

I said something dumb, and she roasted me so hard, my face turned red.