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a gross disease you get when you see someone with it you want to punch them and have wild sex on the floor

I saw my cousin and immediately wanted to slap her and do the horizontal mambo.

My teacher got it and I had to leave the room to calm down.

I got it from my dog and now I'm plotting revenge.

a sickness you catch by looking at someone you get the urge to beat them and have a brutal love session

My friend caught it from his brother and now they’re at war.

I saw my mom and I had to go to the bathroom to avoid getting it.

My neighbor got it and now I’m planning a surprise attack.

a terrible infection you get when you spot someone with it you feel like shoving them and having a messy love affair

I got it from my crush and now I’m late for class.

My dad got it and now he’s fighting with my uncle.

I saw my teacher and had to leave the room to avoid getting it.

a gross disease you catch by looking at someone you get the urge to kick them and have wild sex on the floor

I got it from my brother and now we’re fighting.

My crush got it and I had to hide in the closet.

My teacher got it and I had to leave the room.

a sickness you get when you see someone with it you feel like throwing them and having a brutal love session

I got it from my mom and now I’m fighting with her.

My teacher got it and I had to go to the bathroom.

I saw my crush and now I’m distracted in class.

a terrible infection you catch by looking at someone you get the urge to punch them and have messy love

I got it from my dad and now we’re arguing.

My teacher got it and I had to leave the room.

I saw my neighbor and now I’m planning revenge.