I'd wear a hat on a day like that

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A big fancy way of saying you're too lazy to deal with whatever mess is happening, and you'd rather hide under a hat than face it.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. This meeting is worse than my ex's Instagram stories.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My boss said 'donut' instead of 'donut' three times.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My sister tried to explain TikTok to me.

A loud sigh of defeat, like you're saying 'why even try?' while also hiding from the world.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My dog ate my homework and my laptop.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My math teacher thinks I'm a genius, but I'm just lucky.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My brother tried to start a band called 'The Pajama Monkeys.'

A cry for help that's also a fashion statement, because who needs logic when you've got a hat?

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My mom sent me a text that was 17 paragraphs long.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My crush asked me to prom, and I said yes, but now I regret it.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My science project exploded and set my hair on fire.

A dramatic way of saying you're so tired of everything that you're just going to cover your head and pretend it's not happening.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My math test was harder than my dad's coffee.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My dog tried to bite my sister's math teacher.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My teacher said I was 'creative,' but I'm just weird.

A fancy way of saying you're too dumb to deal with whatever is going on, and you're just going to hide in a hat instead.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My science teacher gave me a pop quiz on Monday and I failed it.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My crush asked me to prom, and I said no, and now I'm crying.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My mom sent me a text that was 17 paragraphs long, and I didn't read it.

A loud, angry sigh that means you're so fed up with life that you'd wear a hat just to get away from it.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My math teacher said I was 'creative,' but I'm just weird.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My dog tried to bite my sister's math teacher.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My science project exploded and set my hair on fire.