I'd watch that porn

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A way of saying you’d happily cum in your pants watching someone else have sex because it’s hot stuff.

I'd watch that porn if it was my ex and her boyfriend.

That porn looks like it would make me cum harder than my morning coffee.

I'd watch that porn even if it was my mom and the mailman.

You're saying you'd sit there and get hard just watching people do the deed because it's good stuff.

I'd watch that porn if it was my crush and her teacher.

That porn is so good I'd watch it even if it was my dad and his boss.

I'd watch that porn if it was my best friend's sister and my neighbor.

You're basically saying you'd get a wood just watching people having sex because it's the best thing ever.

I'd watch that porn if it was my teacher and the principal.

That porn is so good I'd watch it even if it was my grandma and the mailman.

I'd watch that porn if it was my crush and his dad.

You're letting everyone know you'd be happy to get a boner just watching someone else have a good time.

I'd watch that porn if it was my brother and his friend.

That porn is so good I'd watch it even if it was my mom and my uncle.

I'd watch that porn if it was my crush and his cousin.

You're saying you'd get a hard-on just watching people have sex because it's the most amazing thing you've ever seen.

I'd watch that porn if it was my crush and her brother.

That porn is so good I'd watch it even if it was my dad and his best friend.

I'd watch that porn if it was my teacher and my crush.

You're telling everyone you'd be thrilled to get off just watching people have sex because it's the best kind of fun.

I'd watch that porn if it was my crush and his dad.

That porn is so good I'd watch it even if it was my mom and my uncle.

I'd watch that porn if it was my brother and his teacher.