I'd watch her porno

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You’d sit through her whole movie just to see her do her thing, but you wouldn’t bother trying to get her to do it in real life. You want the show, not the relationship.

I’d watch her porno, but I wouldn’t ask her out.

I’d stream her whole collection, but I wouldn’t go to her house.

I’d watch her do it on the internet, but I wouldn’t try to do it with her.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’d rather watch her do it on a screen than actually try to get her to do it in real life. You’re a spectator, not a participant.

I’d watch her porno, but I’d never touch her.

I’d stream it on my phone, but I’d never talk to her.

I’d watch her on my laptop, but I’d never go near her.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’d take the easy way out and watch her do it on a screen instead of actually trying to make it happen. You want the show, not the work.

I’d watch her porno, but I wouldn’t chase her.

I’d watch her on my phone, but I wouldn’t call her.

I’d stream it all night, but I wouldn’t go near her.

by Slangipedia 11d ago