Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud promise to make someone’s life a living hell, usually with a side of insults and maybe some actual violence.

I'd beat his face if he didn't stop talking nonsense.

I'd stab his brain if he kept making bad decisions.

I'd throw his sandwich at his head if he didn't shut up.

2

A very strong wish to make someone suffer, often with a little bit of humor and a lot of swearing.

I'd poke his eye if he kept being a fool.

I'd rip his shirt if he didn’t stop being annoying.

I'd kick his butt if he didn’t stop talking trash.

3

A swear-filled plan to make someone's life miserable, mostly for laughs.

I'd punch his nose if he kept being a dummy.

I'd kick his chair if he kept being loud.

I'd draw on his face if he didn’t stop being a dweeb.

4

A promise to make someone's life hard, usually with some insults and maybe a little violence.

I'd slap his face if he didn’t stop being a goofball.

I'd trip him if he kept being a pain.

I'd make him eat my sandwich if he didn’t shut up.

5

A loud and colorful threat to make someone's life a mess, usually for fun and with a lot of swearing.

I'd throw his phone at his head if he kept being a jerk.

I'd make him do my homework if he kept teasing me.

I'd tell his mom if he didn’t stop being annoying.

6

A strong wish to make someone feel bad, usually with some swearing and a little bit of violence.

I'd kick his butt if he didn’t stop being a pain.

I'd draw on his face if he kept being a dweeb.

I'd make him eat my lunch if he didn’t stop being annoying.