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A phone’s way of saying 'I don’t give a rat’s ass' while turning your message into something that makes you look like a baboon.

I said 'I need a pen' and it turned into 'I need a penis' again. What is wrong with my phone?

I texted 'I’m coming' and it said 'I’m coming for you like a wild animal.'

My phone changed 'I’m tired' into 'I’m a whole.' I’m not a whole, I’m a person.

Your phone thinks you’re a total idiot and decides to rewrite your message with the worst possible words.

I said 'I’m going to bed' and it turned into 'I’m going to die.' That’s not how it works.

I typed 'I can’t wait' and it became 'I can’t wait for you to come and kill me.'

I asked for a pen and it said 'I asked for a penis. Again.'

Your phone has a vendetta against you and keeps changing your words to the most ridiculous things.

I said 'I’m done' and it changed to 'I’m a done.' I’m not a done. I’m a person.

I texted 'I’m hungry' and it said 'I’m a hungry.' That’s not how it works.

I told my friend I was late and it said 'I told my friend I was a whole.' I’m not a whole. I’m late.