i'd throw it in the two hole

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A way of saying a girl is decently hot. You’d gladly take her butt for a ride if you had the chance.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she showed up to prom in pajamas.

He said that after she licked his tattoo.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she texted me at 3 a. m. with a selfie.

You’re saying she’s not the most attractive, but you still want to stick your finger up her backside.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a beard and wore socks to bed.

He said that after she farted in his ear.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she cried during a movie about cheese.

You think she’s okay, but you’d still like to stuff your whole hand up her backside.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she smelled like old pizza and regret.

He said that after she told him she liked him in a poem.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she wore a hat to the grocery store.

You’re saying she’s just average, but you still want to take a road trip up her butt.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a pet rat and a PhD.

He said that after she yelled at him for forgetting her birthday.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she texted him a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses.

You think she’s barely worth looking at, but you’d still want to give her a backside adventure.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a job at the DMV and wore socks with sandals.

He said that after she broke his favorite mug.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she cried at a commercial about a sad pencil.

You're saying she's not the best, but you’d still put your whole face up her backside.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a side job at the laundromat and a pet sloth.

He said that after she told him she liked him in a poem about beans.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she texted him a photo of her dog wearing a hat.