I'd take the wolverines

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This phrase means something is so wild and crazy, you’d rather fight 30 wolverines than deal with it. Like you’d rather get torn apart than be annoyed.
I’d take the wolverines over this math test.
I’d take the wolverines before I watch another TikTok dance.
I’d take the wolverines instead of my mom’s yelling.
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It means something is so messed up, you’d pick a bunch of angry wolverines over it. It’s like your brain short-circuited.
I’d take the wolverines over my brother’s new haircut.
I’d take the wolverines before I eat that mystery meat.
I’d take the wolverines instead of my teacher’s lecture.
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You say this when something is so bad, you’d rather fight 30 wolverines than face it. It’s like you’re begging for death.
I’d take the wolverines over my dog’s new obsession with my shoes.
I’d take the wolverines before I hear my sister’s voice again.
I’d take the wolverines instead of my dad’s bad jokes.
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