i'd take it if someone threw it at me

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what you say when something is good enough to grab if it hits you in the face, but you’d rather not waste money on it
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’m not running to the store for this.
That pizza? I’d take it if someone threw it at me. I’d rather eat it than buy it.
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’d rather be hit by a free snack than spend my cash.
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what you mutter when something is decent but not worth the trouble of getting it yourself
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’d rather be hit by a free shirt than go shopping.
That game? I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’m not paying for it.
If someone threw me a burger, I’d take it, I’d rather eat than pay.
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what you say when something is good enough to accept if it lands in your hands, but not worth going out of your way for
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’d take a free drink but I’m not going to the bar.
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’d rather be hit by a free hat than buy one.
I’d take it if someone threw it at me, I’d take the free gift but I won’t run to the store.
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