I'd strap on 16 a mile away

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A declaration that a girl is so gross and full of sexual mess that you’d wear sixteen rubbers just to stay a mile away from her and avoid getting a life-changing case of VD.
I’d strap on 16 a mile away if I saw her again. She smells like a dirty sock factory.
That girl had 16 boyfriends last year. I’d wear a helmet and a suit just to stay far away.
I’d strap on 16 if I had to sit next to her on a plane. I’d rather fly with a chicken.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A promise that if you see this girl, you’ll wear sixteen rubbers and run like a coward because her cum-filled history is too much to handle.
I’d strap on 16 a mile away if I had to date her. I’d rather marry a toilet.
She used to sleep with 16 guys. I’d wear a whole box of condoms just to escape her.
I’d strap on 16 if I had to be near her. I’d probably get a rash from her stank.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A swear that if you catch a glimpse of this girl, you’ll wear sixteen rubbers and back away like she’s about to shoot you with her cum gun.
I’d strap on 16 a mile away if she came to my house. I’d rather eat a pizza and a sock.
That girl is so gross, I’d wear 16 rubbers just to stay far away from her cum.
If I saw her, I’d strap on 16 and run like a chicken with a fire on its tail.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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