I'd stand on it

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To want to have sex with someone so bad you’d climb a mountain just to get them.
I’d stand on it if she texted me during class.
He’d stand on it just to see her in a swimsuit.
I’d stand on it even if she was my teacher.
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When you’re so desperate for sex you’d let a goat punch you in the face for it.
I’d stand on it if he asked me to be his girlfriend.
She’d stand on it even if he had a beard and a bad smell.
I’d stand on it if he promised me pizza.
3
To be so hot for someone you’d let them step on you like a doormat.
I’d stand on it if he texted me first.
She’d stand on it just to see his face.
I’d stand on it even if he was my brother.
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To be so into someone you’d let them walk all over you like a dog.
I’d stand on it if she asked me out.
He’d stand on it just to talk to her.
I’d stand on it even if she had a bad laugh.
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To be so turned on by someone you’d let them do anything to you.
I’d stand on it if he sent me a selfie.
She’d stand on it even if he was loud.
I’d stand on it just to hear his voice.
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