I'd split that in half

Bro, that girl’s got a body like a buffet. I’d split her in half just to taste the meat.

I saw her in the hallway and thought, I’d split her in half and eat the pieces for breakfast.

My cousin said he’d split that girl in half if she didn’t stop talking about her ex.

At the party, I said I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t dance with me.

He saw her in the gym and texted me, I’d split that girl in half just to see her sweat.

My homie said, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t stop laughing at my jokes.

He said I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t give me her number.

In class, he whispered, I’d split that girl in half just to see her run out of the room.

At the concert, I heard him shout, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t sing with me.

He told me, I’d split that girl in half just to see her legs.

At the store, I heard him say, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t smile at me.

He texted me, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t wear that dress.

He said, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t come to the game.

At the bar, he yelled, I’d split that girl in half just to see her laugh.

He told me, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t sit next to me.

He said, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t call me.

At the park, he told me, I’d split that girl in half just to see her run.

He texted, I’d split that girl in half if she didn’t sit with me.