I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

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I’d rather stare at two ants doing their gross ant stuff than deal with this.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My teacher made me do a presentation. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My dog peed on my shoe. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

This is the worst thing I could imagine. Like watching ants do their weird ant love thing.

My dad made me eat brussels sprouts. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

I had to do math homework. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My cousin asked me about my dating life. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

I would take a lifetime of ants having sex over this one moment.

I had to go to church. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

I had to eat a whole pizza. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

I had to watch my brother’s boring video. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.