I'd rather walk

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If someone offers you a ride in a car that smells like old pizza and has less than 16 valves, you’d rather walk until your legs fall off.
My cousin offered me a ride in his beanie baby-filled minivan. I walked to the mall and back.
She said she’d give me a lift. I saw her car. I walked to the grocery store and back.
He said he’d take me. His car had a dead raccoon in the back. I walked to the park and back.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone offers you a ride in a car that looks like it was hit by a truck and has less than 16 valves, you'd rather walk through fire.
He said he’d take me. His car looked like it was hit by a truck. I walked through the woods and back.
She said I could ride with her. Her car had a tire on the roof. I walked to the gas station and back.
He offered me a ride. His car was leaking oil and had a dead bird. I walked to the store and back.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If someone offers you a ride in a car with less than 16 valves and it smells like a gym sock, you'd rather walk to the moon and back.
He offered me a ride. His car smelled like a gym sock. I walked to the moon and back.
She said she’d take me. Her car was full of junk. I walked to the beach and back.
He offered me a ride. His car was full of old shoes. I walked to the mall and back.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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