I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

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A way of saying you’d rather do something super gross than accept a bad idea; usually said when someone suggests a terrible restaurant or a movie that makes your brain hurt.
I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than eat that taco place again.
That movie was so bad, I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
If we go to that party, I’m gonna scream I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
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A strong way to show you hate something; like when your friend picks the worst restaurant ever and you’re ready to quit life.
I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than eat that pizza again.
That game was so bad, I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
If we go to that bar, I’m gonna yell I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
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A super gross way to say something is the worst; usually said when your friend picks a place that smells like a dead raccoon.
I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than eat at that greasy diner.
That concert was the worst, I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
If we go to that movie, I’m gonna scream I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
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A way to say something is so bad, you’d rather do something even more gross; usually said when someone suggests the worst possible option.
I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than go to that party again.
That restaurant was so bad, I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
If we go to that game, I’m gonna yell I’d rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater.
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