I'd rather not answer that

'I’d rather not answer that' after you asked if pineapple belongs on pizza.

'I’d rather not answer that' when you told it your ex is a f***ing disaster.

'I’d rather not answer that' after you asked it to tell your mom you’re late again.

'I’d rather not answer that' when you asked it to play your favorite song and it started playing the worst one.

'I’d rather not answer that' after you told it your boss is a f***ing idiot.

'I’d rather not answer that' when you asked it to tell your sister you’re coming over.

'I’d rather not answer that' after you asked it to tell your mom you’re f***ing late again.

'I’d rather not answer that' when you told it your dog is a f***ing menace.

'I’d rather not answer that' after you yelled at it for not remembering your password.