i'd rather jack off to pasta.

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You’re so mad you’d rather cum to spaghetti than listen to what they’re saying.

Bro, I’d rather jack off to pasta than hear you explain your dumb idea again.

If you say one more thing I’m gonna cum to lasagna and ignore you forever.

I’d rather cum to ravioli than hear your bad plan.

You hate the idea so much you’d prefer to cum to noodles instead of talking about it.

I’d rather cum to pasta than argue about this dumb idea.

If I have to hear another word of this, I’ll cum to macaroni and leave.

I’d rather cum to a plate of spaghetti than hear you talk about it.

You’re so annoyed you’d rather cum to pasta than deal with the idea.

I’d rather cum to pasta than listen to this stupid idea.

This idea is so bad I’d rather cum to pasta than hear it.

I’d rather cum to a bowl of pasta than hear this dumb idea again.

You’re too furious to care about anything but cumming to pasta.

I’m so mad I’d rather cum to pasta than talk about this idea.

This idea is so bad I’d cum to pasta and forget it ever existed.

I’m too mad to think, I’d rather cum to pasta than deal with this.

You’re so fed up you’d rather cum to pasta than even think about the idea.

I’m so fed up I’d cum to pasta and ignore your dumb idea.

I’d rather cum to a plate of pasta than even think about this plan.

This idea is so annoying I’d cum to pasta and forget it.

You’d rather cum to pasta than have to listen to the idea one more time.

I’d rather cum to pasta than hear this idea again.

I’d rather cum to a bowl of spaghetti than hear this dumb idea once more.

This idea is so bad I’d cum to pasta and never talk about it again.