I'd rather bang CPA

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I’d rather punch a tax form in the face and watch it cry. No way. Not happening.

I’d rather be chased by a tax audit than bang CPA.

If I had to kiss a spreadsheet, I’d rather be eaten by a tax monster.

No. I’d rather fight a calculator and lose.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza and then throw it at a tax return. No. No. No.

I’d rather be stuck in a meeting forever than bang CPA.

If I had to hug a tax form, I’d rather be buried under a pile of receipts.

No way. I’d rather take a math test on fire.

I’d rather get a tattoo of a tax table and then set it on fire. Absolutely not.

I’d rather be yelled at by my boss than bang CPA.

If I had to dance with a calculator, I’d rather be locked in a tax office.

No. I’d rather eat a whole loaf of bread and then throw it at a tax form.