I'd put it in her butt.

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A fancy way of saying you want to give her a free seat on the bus but you're too lazy to buy a ticket

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not cleaning up her messes again.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not raising her loser cousin.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not getting stuck with her drama at school.

A promise you make to yourself before you let her drink your soda

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not getting drunk with her at the mall.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not listening to her whine about her crush.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not getting stuck with her at the pizza place.

A magical spell you cast when you're tired of her bad grades and her mom’s yelling

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not dealing with her failing math test.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not hearing her mom yell at her again.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not being pulled into her stupid fights.

A special kind of revenge when you're tired of her stealing your snacks and your spotlight

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her take my last donut.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her take the lead in the play.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her take my lunch money again.

A last-ditch effort to stop her from telling your secrets to the whole school

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her spill my secret.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her tell everyone about my crush.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her turn me into the principal.

A secret weapon you use when you're tired of her bad decisions and her loud mouth

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not dealing with her loud mouth anymore.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not letting her make bad choices.

I'd put it in her butt. I'm not hearing her scream at the teacher.