I'd poop on it

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You see a hot girl and say 'I'd poop on it' because she's so attractive you'd poop on her just to get in her pants. You're treating her like a piece of trash, not a person.
My crush walked by and I said 'I'd poop on it' and then ran away like a coward.
He said 'I'd poop on it' when he saw the new girl in class. She stared at him like he was insane.
I told my friend 'I'd poop on it' when I saw his ex. He laughed and said I was crazy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say 'I'd poop on it' to someone because you'd do anything, even poop on them, if they'd let you have sex.
My little brother said 'I'd poop on it' to the girl in the next class. She rolled her eyes and walked away.
I told my mom 'I'd poop on it' when she asked why I was so distracted. She said I was acting like a fool.
He said 'I'd poop on it' when he saw the teacher's girlfriend. She just smiled and said 'I'd poop on you back.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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