i'd pipe

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A fancy way to say I'd rip your guts out and use them as shoelaces.
I'd pipe if I had the chance.
He said he'd pipe if the pizza wasn't good.
She'd pipe just to make the drama worse.
2
A way to say I'd take a dump on your face and call it a high five.
I'd pipe if I had the energy.
He'd pipe just to annoy his mom.
She'd pipe if the movie was too long.
3
A way of saying I'd do the worst thing possible to you and be proud of it.
I'd pipe if I had the time.
He'd pipe if the coffee was weak.
She'd pipe if the playlist was bad.
4
A way to say I'd beat you up and take your snacks.
I'd pipe if I had a snack.
He'd pipe if the game was boring.
She'd pipe if the music was too loud.
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A way to say I'd throw you in a trash can and laugh about it.
I'd pipe if I had a trash can.
He'd pipe if the joke was bad.
She'd pipe if the party was over.
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