I'd Pee In Her Butt

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A girl walks by and is so hot, you'd rather flush your whole lunch in her butt than just look at her.
I saw her in the hallway and said, 'I'd pee in her butt and call it a day.'
He walked past me and said, 'I'd pee in her butt if she let me.'
She looked at me and I texted, 'I'd pee in your butt and you'd love it.'
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When you're so into a girl, you'd rather take a leak in her butt than just say hi.
At the mall, I saw her and said, 'I'd pee in her butt and not even apologize.'
He texted me, 'I'd pee in your butt and you'd be like, 'Finally!''
She walked in and I said, 'I'd pee in her butt and she'd be fine with it.'
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She’s so attractive, you’re not even thinking about peeing in her butt, you’re just thinking about how you’d die if she didn’t let you.
She walked by and I said, 'I’d pee in her butt and not even think about it.'
He texted me, 'I’d pee in your butt and I’d be happy.'
She said hi and I replied, 'I’d pee in your butt and not even care.'
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It’s like saying you would bone her, but with more pee and less dignity.
He said, 'I’d pee in her butt and not even care about the smell.'
She said, 'I’d pee in his butt and he’d be like, 'Finally!''
He texted me, 'I’d pee in your butt and you’d be like, 'What?''
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