I'd Love To Turn You On

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This phrase is usually said by pot-heads and people who think they're cool, but it really means they want to take you on a wild trip with drugs or something stupid.

'I'd love to turn you on, loser, let's smoke this blunt and forget we ever existed.'

'Bro, I'd love to turn you on, but you're too high to even stand up.'

'If you don't come with me, I'll turn you on by force.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It's like when someone says they want to take you on a crazy trip, but they don't know how to ask without sounding like a weirdo.

'I'd love to turn you on, but I only have one blunt and it's already half gone.'

'If you come with me, I'll turn you on. If not, I'll turn you into a walrus.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too busy being annoying.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This phrase is for people who think they're deep, but really just want to get high and forget their problems.

'I'd love to turn you on, but I can't even remember my own name right now.'

'Turn you on? I'd turn you into a walrus if you didn't show up.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but I'm too busy being a mess.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It's when someone tries to sound poetic but just sounds like they're trying too hard to be cool.

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too cool for this nonsense.'

'I'd turn you on if you didn't already have a life.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but I'm still trying to figure out my own life.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This line is used by people who think they’re philosophers, but really just want to get high and act like they know everything.

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too smart for this.'

'I'd turn you on, but you already turned me off.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too busy being a philosopher.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It's like when you’re trying to be cool, but you’re just a bunch of people who smoke weed and think they’re deep.

'I'd love to turn you on, but I can't even stand up straight.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but I'm still figuring out how to be cool.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you already turned me into a walrus.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago