I'd like to buy you a drink

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A fancy way of saying I want your body in my bed and your money in my wallet.

Hey babe, I'd like to buy you a drink. Let's see where this goes.

He said he'd buy me a drink. I said I'd let him pay for the whole bar.

I asked him if he wanted to buy me a drink. He said I was already paying enough.

A lie you tell yourself so you can get free alcohol and a free shot at your soul.

She said she wanted a drink. I said I'd buy her one. Now I'm paying for her second ex.

He said he'd buy me a drink. I said I'd take him up on it. Now he's stuck with me.

I told my friend I'd buy her a drink. Now I'm stuck with her and her three exes.

A promise you make to yourself that you will definitely not end up in a taxi with a stranger.

He said he'd buy me a drink. I said I'd take him up on it. Now we're both in a taxi with his ex.

I told him I'd accept a drink. Now I'm stuck with him and his loud friend.

She said she'd take my offer. Now we're both in a taxi, and I'm paying for it.