I'd let him stick the tip in

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You see a guy so hot you'd let him put his junk in your mouth like you're a dog and he's the owner. This is usually a guy who looks like he stepped out of a gym ad or a guy who smells like old pizza and has a personality so loud it could wake the dead.

My cousin saw the guy at the gym and said, 'I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth if he promised to buy me a burger.'

My friend texted me, 'That guy at the bar looked like he could eat me and still have room for dessert.'

My mom said, 'If that man walked in here, I’d let him stick the tip in my face and then tell him he’s ugly.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so turned on by a man that you’d let him put his thing in your mouth even if he looked like he got hit by a truck. This is usually a guy who’s either a total heartthrob or has a face like a fried egg but a voice that could make you melt.

My brother said, 'That guy looked like a truck ran over him, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

My friend’s ex said, 'He looked like he’d been in a fight with a bear, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

My neighbor said, 'That guy’s face is like a fried egg, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so wild for a guy that you’d let him put his junk in your mouth even if he looked like he just crawled out of a sewer. This is usually a guy who’s either a total looker or has the face of a raccoon but the charm of a rockstar.

My friend said, 'That guy looked like he’d been in a sewer for a week, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

My cousin texted me, 'He looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

My uncle said, 'That guy looked like he came out of a sewer and had the face of a raccoon, but I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago