Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The geeky way of saying someone is hot enough that you’d probably let them use your server just to get closer to them.

I’d host it if she had a blog.

That guy’s profile is fire. I’d host it.

If he had a site, I’d host it just to see his face.

2

A fancy way of saying someone is so attractive, you’d take their website just to get a little bit of them.

She’s so hot. I’d host it even if it crashed.

If he had a site, I’d host it without asking.

I’d host it just to see his bio.

3

You’re so into someone, you’d host their website just to have a tiny piece of them.

If she had a site, I’d host it and never look back.

That guy’s so cute. I’d host it even if it was broken.

She’s hot. I’d host it and maybe even fix it.

4

You’re so obsessed with someone, you’d let them use your server just to get a little bit of them.

If he had a site, I’d host it and never stop.

She’s so hot. I’d host it even if it was slow.

I’d host it just to see his face.

5

You’re so into someone, you’d let them use your server just to be close to them.

If she had a site, I’d host it and never leave.

That guy’s so cute. I’d host it even if it took forever.

I’d host it just to see his bio.