Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mean way of saying you'd knock that girl's brains out just to get in her pants.

I'd hit that if she was wearing my mom's pants.

That girl looked like a burger I wanted to eat.

If that chick walked in, I'd hit that so hard, the walls would blush.

2

When a guy sees a girl and all he can think about is shoving his face into her crotch.

I'd hit that if she had a pizza in her hand.

That girl was so hot, I'd hit that even if she was my aunt.

She walked in, and I was like, I'd hit that, and I meant it.

3

What you say when you're so turned on by a girl, you'd rip her clothes off and start screaming.

That girl was so hot, I'd hit that and scream her name.

I saw her in the hallway, I'd hit that and maybe her brother.

She was wearing a dress, I'd hit that and probably fall over.

4

What you mutter when even the most hideous girl makes you think about licking her toes.

That girl looked like a melted sock, but I'd hit that.

Even my grandma was hot enough for me to say I'd hit that.

That girl was ugly, but I'd hit that and ask for seconds.

5

What I yell when I see Ville Valo and forget my pants are on fire.

Ville Valo walked in, I'd hit that and probably my friend.

Ville Valo was on stage, I'd hit that and maybe the drummer.

Ville Valo looked at me, I'd hit that and got kicked out.

6

What I say when I see Marilyn Manson in that video and forget I'm wearing pants.

Marilyn Manson walked in, I'd hit that and maybe the cat.

Marilyn Manson was in the video, I'd hit that and started a fire.

Marilyn Manson looked at me, I'd hit that and forgot my name.

7

A guy's way of saying, 'That girl is so hot, I would make love to her, but I would probably just scream and throw things.'

That girl was so hot, I'd hit that and broke a lamp.

I saw her in class, I'd hit that and maybe my teacher.

She walked in, I'd hit that and forgot my lunch.