i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

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To have sex with someone so hard it feels like you’re eating a cheeseburger with your eyes closed and your hands in the trash.

I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger after that 2-hour shift.

My date was so bad, I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger if it had a coupon.

My cousin’s dating a hot dog. I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

To bang someone so fast you think you’re at the drive-thru and the burger is already on the way.

I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger if I could get fries for free.

My ex was like a soggy burger. I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

That guy asked me out like he was a coupon. I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

To have sex so bad it’s like you’re eating a cheeseburger that fell on the floor and got stepped on by a cow.

That date was like a burnt burger. I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

If my job was a burger, I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

My roommate’s love life is a sad burger. I’d hit it like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.