Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a person says when they see someone so hot they want to grab them by the face and kiss them

'I'd gump it if that barista had a second head.'

'He walked in and I'd gump it if he was made of pizza.'

'I'd gump it if my teacher had a six-pack.'

2

A loud declaration of wanting to make out with someone right then and there

'I'd gump it if my dog had a crush on me.'

'She wore a shirt and I'd gump it if it was on fire.'

'I'd gump it if my mom was a superhero.'

3

A way of saying someone is so attractive they make your brain shut off

'I'd gump it if my principal was a zombie.'

'He walked in and I'd gump it if he was made of glitter.'

'I'd gump it if my dad had a tattoo of a chicken.'

4

What you yell when you see someone so hot you forget how to breathe

'I'd gump it if my friend had a pet dragon.'

'She smiled and I'd gump it if she was a unicorn.'

'I'd gump it if my brother had a rainbow on his face.'

5

A way of telling someone you want to make out with them so bad you might cry

'I'd gump it if my teacher had a pet sloth.'

'He walked in and I'd gump it if he had 100 arms.'

'I'd gump it if my dog had a six-pack.'

6

What you say when you see someone so attractive you want to punch them and kiss them at the same time

'I'd gump it if my mom had a tattoo of a flamingo.'

'She wore socks and I'd gump it if they were on fire.'

'I'd gump it if my dad had a pet chicken named Steve.'