I'd "google" that!

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You see someone so hot they make your brain short circuit. You instantly want to Google their name and start cyber-stalking them like they’re your new obsession.
I saw that guy at the mall and immediately Googled him. Now I know his name and I’m going to find out where he lives.
My crush just said her name and I Google-searched it 10 times. I’m going to stalk her on Instagram.
That girl in class is so pretty I Googled her name and now I’m planning to text her.
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You see someone so attractive it’s like they’re a celebrity. You go home and Google their name just to start following them online like a creepy fan.
I saw that boy at the bus stop and Googled his name. Now I’m following him on Twitter and I haven’t even talked to him yet.
My teacher is so hot I Googled her name and now I know she lives in the same town. I’m going to message her.
That guy in my math class is so cute I Googled his name. I’m now cyber-stalking him.
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You see someone so pretty you lose your mind. You Google their name just to start texting them like they’re your new best friend.
That girl in my homeroom is so pretty I Googled her name and now I’m texting her. She hasn’t replied yet, but I’m not giving up.
I saw that guy walking by and Googled his name. Now I’m texting him and he hasn’t answered yet.
That girl in the grocery store was so hot I Googled her name. Now I’m texting her and I’m going to ask her out.
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