I'd fap to that

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You get so hard you think you're gonna die, all because you're looking at a hot thing, and it's probably a girl with no clothes on.

I saw that girl in the math class and I'd fap to that.

My dog just ate my homework and I'd fap to that.

I saw a guy in the bathroom and I'd fap to that.

You say it when you know you'll never get lucky, so you just imagine doing the deed with the thing you're looking at.

I saw that celebrity on Instagram and I'd fap to that.

My teacher is hot and I'd fap to that.

That guy in the grocery store looked like a superhero and I'd fap to that.

You're basically saying you'd jerk off to that thing, like it's the only thing keeping you from going insane.

I saw my neighbor's kid walking to school and I'd fap to that.

That guy in the bar had a six-pack and I'd fap to that.

I saw my brother's girlfriend and I'd fap to that.