Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky compliment you give a hot girl when she walks by, like you're too chicken to say it to her face.

I'd eat there when she walked past my lunch table.

I'd eat there when she waved at me from across the street.

I'd eat there when she gave me a smile that could melt ice cream.

2

When a girl is so hot you'd eat a whole plate of spaghetti out of her butt, just because you can.

I'd eat there if she had a butt like a pizza place.

I'd eat there if she had a butt that looked like it belonged in a food ad.

I'd eat there if I had to eat a whole burger from her butt.

3

Used when a girl is so hot you'd rather eat a whole buffet than look at her.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my mom's cooking.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my dad's bad jokes.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my brother's hair.

4

A way of saying a girl is so hot you'd eat a whole restaurant just to look at her.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my favorite pizza.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my cat's nap.

I'd eat there if she was hotter than my teacher's yelling.

5

When someone tells you to do something, and you'd rather eat a whole chicken than do it.

I'd eat there when my mom told me to do my homework.

I'd eat there when my teacher told me to clean the board.

I'd eat there when my dad told me to mow the lawn.

6

What you yell when someone does something selfish, like your friend takes the last slice of pizza and leaves you with nothing.

I'd eat there when my friend took the last slice of pizza.

I'd eat there when my brother took the last cookie.

I'd eat there when my mom took the last piece of cake.