I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

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I’d stick my peanut butter up her butt
My cousin said that after she saw her crush at the mall.
He texted me that during homeroom when no one was looking.
She posted it on TikTok and got 10K likes overnight.
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I’d dump my jelly in her pants
He said it in the lunchroom when his friend asked what he would do to the new girl.
She DM’d me that after I teased her about her crush.
He wrote it on the blackboard during math class.
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I’d put my snack in her butt
He said it in the car on the way to the football game.
She texted me that after I called her ugly.
He wrote it on his notebook during science class.
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I’d slather my jam in her backside
He said it during gym class when he saw her doing cartwheels.
She posted it on Instagram after her crush ignored her.
He told me that during lunch when he saw her eating pizza.
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I’d smear my lunch on her behind
He texted me that during math when he saw her laughing.
She said it in the hallway when she saw him eating a sandwich.
He wrote it on the whiteboard after class.
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I’d stuff my snack in her rear
He said it during recess when he saw her playing with her friends.
She DM’d me that after I made fun of her hair.
He wrote it on his desk during history class.
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