i'd do it on a wednesday

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A way of saying a girl is so hot you'd willingly take a punch to the gut just to get with her on a Wednesday, instead of waiting for a weekend and being drunk.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she asked me to wear a tutu and dance in the grocery store.
I'd do it on a Wednesday even if she was wearing socks and a hat.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she told me my mom was in the hospital and it was a lie.
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A girl so attractive you'd take a bullet for her on a Wednesday, not just hit it at 3 a. m. on a Friday when you're wasted.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays.'
I'd do it on a Wednesday even if she was crying and smelled like old pizza.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she told me my dog was dead and it wasn’t.
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A way of saying a girl is so good looking you'd jump into a lake on a Wednesday just to get with her, not wait for a weekend and be hungover.
I'd do it on a Wednesday even if she was wearing pajamas and had a beard.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she said my dad was in trouble with the cops.
I'd do it on a Wednesday if she told me I had to eat a whole cake for breakfast.
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