I'd do him

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A loud and proud way to say you'd stick your finger up his butt if he asked you to.

My girlfriend asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. I'd do him in a heartbeat.'

He asked me if I'd do him. I said, 'I'd do him. I'd do him and then I'd do him again.'

She said, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. I'd do him and then I'd do him some more.'

A promise that you'd do things to him that would make him wish he was dead.

She asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. I'd make him wish he was a ghost.'

He asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. I'd make him cry like a baby.'

She said, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. I'd make him wish he never came into my life.'

A way to tell someone that you'd do anything to him, even if he looked like a wet sock.

She asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he looked like a wet sock.'

He asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he smelled like a dirty sock.'

She said, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he was covered in dirt and stank like a pig.'