Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means you'd hit them so hard they'd wish they were dead.

I'd crack that guy if he said one more thing about my mom.

If she talks about my grades again, I'd crack her.

I'd crack that pizza if it didn't taste good.

2

It’s like saying you'd take them out and make them suffer.

I'd crack that teacher if he didn't give me a passing grade.

I'd crack my brother if he stole my last chip.

I'd crack that dog if it kept barking at me.

3

You'd beat them up so bad they’d beg you to stop.

I'd crack that guy if he kept teasing me.

I'd crack my cousin if he didn't let me play video games.

I'd crack that kid if he kept stealing my snacks.

4

You'd punch them so hard they'd be knocked out for a week.

I'd crack that coach if he didn’t let me sit on the bench.

I'd crack that guy if he kept eating my lunch.

I'd crack that kid if he kept talking during my turn.

5

You'd take them down like they were your worst enemy.

I'd crack that kid if he kept making fun of me.

I'd crack that guy if he didn’t let me play my game.

I'd crack that teacher if he gave me detention again.

6

You'd beat them up so bad they wouldn’t want to be alive.

I'd crack that guy if he didn’t let me sit with my friends.

I'd crack that kid if he kept stealing my eraser.

I'd crack that dog if it kept barking at my brother.