i'd break her pelvis

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A guy's way of saying a girl is so hot he’d crush her bones just to look at her.
I’d break her pelvis if she walked into my room wearing pajamas.
He said that about the barista who gave him free coffee.
I’d break her pelvis just to see her laugh at my bad jokes.
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When a guy says a girl is so attractive he’d rip her apart just to make her cry.
I’d break her pelvis if she said no to my crush.
He said that to the girl who broke his heart.
I’d break her pelvis just to see her flinch.
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A guy’s way of saying a girl is so fine he’d make her suffer just to feel alive.
I’d break her pelvis if she ignored my texts.
He said that to the girl who had a crush on his brother.
I’d break her pelvis just to hear her scream.
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When a guy says a girl is so hot he’d smash her bones just to feel powerful.
I’d break her pelvis if she gave me the side eye.
He said that to the girl who skipped class with his friend.
I’d break her pelvis just to see her fall down.
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A guy’s way of saying a girl is so amazing he’d shatter her bones just to be cool.
I’d break her pelvis if she smiled at another guy.
He said that to the girl who had a crush on his best friend.
I’d break her pelvis just to see her run away.
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When a guy says a girl is so pretty he’d crush her bones just to show off.
I’d break her pelvis if she turned down my invite.
He said that to the girl who got the part he wanted.
I’d break her pelvis just to see her blush.
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