i'd bang her

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A crazy way to say you’d hit someone with a big wooden club if you had the chance. Like when you see your ex with someone new and you want to smash their face.

I'd bang her if she wasn't already dating my cousin.

I'd bang her if she didn't have a tattoo of my ex’s name.

I'd bang her if she didn’t scream every time I tried.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A stupid phrase that means you want to take someone and beat them with a stick until they cry. Like when your mom’s boyfriend shows up and you want to end him.

I'd bang her if her dad wasn’t my uncle.

I'd bang her if she didn’t have a crush on my brother.

I'd bang her if she didn’t laugh at my jokes.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A dumb way of saying you'd hit someone with a big stick if they didn’t look good. Like when you see your ex with someone else and you’re too ugly to do anything about it.

I'd bang her if she didn’t look better than me.

I'd bang her if she didn’t have a better job.

I'd bang her if she didn’t get promoted before me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago