i zipped em

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You squish someone in a game so hard they can’t even whisper their last words

I zipped him like a ziploc bag and he couldn’t even yell at me

She got zipped so bad she had to take a nap mid-game

He got zipped so hard he forgot how to breathe

You take a dump on someone in a game or kill them in the worst way imaginable

I zipped her so bad she had to go to the bathroom mid-game

He got zipped so hard he had to quit the game and go to the hospital

I zipped him so bad he cried like a baby in a trash can