i wuv you

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A stupid and lazy way to say I love you, like you're too lazy to spell it right.

My mom said, 'I wuv you, now go do your homework.'

He texted me, 'I wuv you, but I'm still dating your sister.'

My dog barked, 'I wuv you!' and then ate my homework.

A stupid little way of saying I love you, like you're a toddler with a crayon.

My crush said, 'I wuv you!' and then tripped over a chair.

My friend said, 'I wuv you, but I still hate you.'

My brother said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still stealing your snacks.'

When you're pretending to be in love, but you're actually just messing with your spouse.

My wife said, 'I wuv you, and I'm going to leave you.'

He said, 'I wuv you, but I'm cheating on you.'

My mom said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still stealing your money.'

A stupid way of saying I love you, or a stupid way of saying I don't love you.

My friend said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still dating your ex.'

He said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still sleeping with your sister.'

My crush said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still ignoring you.'