I wouldn't worry about it

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What a weakling says when they're hiding behind a tree and they hear something that might be a bear or maybe a guy with a chainsaw. You got a gun. Use it.
You hear a rustle in the bushes. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
Your friend is screaming. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
You're running from a bear. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
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What you say when you're too lazy to check if the thing chasing you is a bear or just a fat guy with a flashlight.
You're out of breath. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
You're hiding in a bush. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
You're halfway through a sprint. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
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What you tell yourself when you're too scared to move but you still think you're the toughest guy in the forest.
You're shaking. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
You're hiding behind a tree. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
You're pretending to be brave. You say, 'I wouldn't worry about it.'
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