I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

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A girl who's not hot but still worth keeping around for the sex and the snacks.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies. She's got a decent body and a decent snack habit.
He said he wouldn't throw her out for eating cookies. I said he'd throw her out for eating cake.
She's not a 10, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. I’d throw her out for stealing my chips.
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A girl who's okay to sleep with, even if she's not the best looking.
I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. She's not hot, but she's got a good mouth.
He said he wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. I said he'd throw her out for eating cookies and talking trash.
She's not hot, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. I’d throw her out for snoring.
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A girl who’s worth keeping around even if she eats cookies in bed.
I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating cookies. She’s got a decent body and a decent snack habit.
He said he wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating cookies. I said he’d throw her out for eating cookies and talking about his ex.
She’s not the best looking, but I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating cookies. I’d throw her out for eating cookies and talking about his ex.
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