i wouldn't take a shit there

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A spot so bad and gross that it would be a miracle if it didn’t start a war just by existing.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That place smells like a dead raccoon got hit by a garbage truck.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. It’s like the floor is covered in old pizza and regret.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That place is so bad, even the rats won’t come near it.
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A place so terrible that if you took a shit there, you’d be doing it a favor.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That spot is like a cursed toilet from a horror movie.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. It looks like someone tried to make a mess and failed at it.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That place is so bad, it could make a saint swear.
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A place so foul that taking a shit there would be like giving it a standing ovation.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That place is like a dumpster got a second chance at life and failed.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. It’s so bad, even the trash is tired of it.
I wouldn’t take a shit there. That spot is like a bad dream with a side of shame.
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