I would stand in line for this

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Something so good it makes you want to pee in your pants and yell at the universe.

I would stand in line for this if it was a taco that exploded in my mouth.

This game is so good I would walk through fire and then back again for it.

If this snack was made by God and sold by Satan, I would line up in a holy war for it.

Something so awesome it makes your brain short circuit and your socks smell like victory.

I would wait forever for this if it was a pizza that came with a free dance party.

This movie is so good I would jump out of a plane for it.

If this was a cupcake that also screamed your name, I’d line up with the Pope.

Something so amazing it makes you forget your name, your dog’s name, and your ex’s name.

I would stand in line for this if it was a burger that could talk back to me.

This video game is so good I’d sell my soul for it.

If this was a donut that also gave you a hug, I’d wait in line like it was a religious experience.

Something so good it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and then thank it.

I would stand in line for this if it was a cupcake that also did magic tricks.

This app is so amazing I would line up with my grandma for it.

If this was a pizza that also had a side of karate, I’d be in line before breakfast.

Something so cool it makes your brain feel like it just got a standing ovation.

I would wait forever for this if it was a soda that also had a personality.

This music is so good I would line up for it even if it was raining frogs.

If this was a sandwich that also knew your secrets, I’d be in line like it was a holy event.

Something so good it makes your heart do the cha-cha and your brain do the wave.

I would stand in line for this if it was a ice cream that also gave you a massage.

This song is so good I would line up in a marathon for it.

If this was a cake that also had a side of sarcasm, I’d wait in line like it was a life choice.