i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

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you’re so annoying I’d rather poop in my jocks and wear them like a stupid hat than listen to you talk anymore.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza and then vomit on my shoes than hear you ramble again.

You’re more irritating than my cousin’s pet goldfish.

If you say one more thing, I’m gonna poop in my jocks and laugh in your face.

you’re so bad I’d rather let my own poop be my crown than be near you.

You’re the reason I brought extra toilet paper to school.

I’d rather fight a chicken than sit next to you in math class.

You’re the worst. Like, literally the worst.

you’re so gross I’d rather wear my own poop as a hat than be in the same room as you.

You smell like a landfill and a sock drawer.

I’d rather eat a sock than listen to your stupid stories.

You’re the reason I now have a fear of people.