i would rather eat my own toe

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A way to say you would rather chew your own foot off than do something gross
I would rather eat my own toe than clean the toilet again.
My cousin said that when he had to eat spaghetti for dinner.
She used it when she had to go to math club again.
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A strong way to say you hate something more than you hate your own foot
He said it when his mom made him eat his veggies.
My brother said it when he had to go to soccer practice.
She said it when she had to do her math homework.
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A funny way to tell someone you would rather do something crazy than do something you hate
He said it when he had to eat a worm for lunch.
My friend said it when she had to take a bath.
He said it when he had to eat his own sock.
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A wild way to say you would rather have a foot full of bugs than do something you hate
She said it when she had to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.
He said it when he had to do his math test.
I said it when I had to eat my own elbow.
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A crazy way to say you’d rather have a foot full of dirt than do something you hate
He said it when he had to eat a whole plate of spaghetti.
She said it when she had to go to band practice.
I said it when I had to eat my own hair.
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A super strong way to say you would rather have a foot full of smelly socks than do something you hate
He said it when he had to eat a whole plate of beans.
She said it when she had to go to gym class.
I said it when I had to eat my own shoe.
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