Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly way of saying you’d rather be peed on than do something stupid.

I would rather be peed on than clean my room.

I would rather be peed on than go to school.

I would rather be peed on than eat that weird chicken.

2

A way of telling someone you hate something so much it might die.

I would rather die than take that test.

I would rather die than eat that pizza.

I would rather die than do that homework.

3

A dirty insult that makes you look like a baby who just got hit with a mop.

I would rather be hit with a mop than do that.

I would rather be hit with a mop than go outside.

I would rather be hit with a mop than talk to my sister.

4

A mean way of telling someone to go eat a donut or something.

I would rather eat a donut than do that.

I would rather eat a donut than go to the store.

I would rather eat a donut than be yelled at.

5

The king of all comebacks, it makes people feel like they just lost a battle.

I would rather be peed on than take out the trash.

I would rather be peed on than do the dishes.

I would rather be peed on than go to that stupid party.

6

A way of saying you’d rather be dead than do something.

I would rather be dead than go to that party.

I would rather be dead than do that homework.

I would rather be dead than eat that weird food.

7

A simple way of saying you'd rather do something that's way worse than what you're being asked to do.

I would rather be stuck in a blender than do that.

I would rather be stuck in a blender than go to school.

I would rather be stuck in a blender than clean my room.