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A crazy way to say you’d do anything, even eat her poop, just to be with her.
I’d lick her poo if she asked me to.
If she wanted me to, I’d eat her poop like it was ice cream.
I’d clean her poop if she promised me a kiss.
I would lick her poo
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A wild promise that shows how much you want her, even if it means eating her poop.
I’d lick her poo if she gave me a hug.
I’d eat her poop if she said I was cute.
I’d clean her poop if she said I was the best.
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A stupid but true way to show how much you like her, even if it means eating her poop.
I’d lick her poo if she asked me to.
I’d eat her poop if she gave me a cookie.
I’d clean her poop if she said I was smart.